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facebook fake

people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!
I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!
by don't want to know you February 20, 2011
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Facebook Raping

When you repeatedly comment someone's wall with a group of friends so they are FLOODED with notifications.

And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D
FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.
by moldylunchbox95 July 13, 2010
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facebook wait

The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
by norepeat October 2, 2011
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Facebook Cemetery

An event in which a Facebook News Feed is crammed with R.I.P.s, usually after the immediate death of a celebrity.
RIP, Roger Ebert
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.
by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013
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facebook style

When you do something over the internet using facebook as a medium instead of actually doing the task in the real world. An epidemic in the USA.
1) Birthday Wished Facebook Style: wishing someone a happy birthday on their wall.

2) Facebook Style Stalking: spending hours examining a targets wall and the walls of anyone they interact with.

3) Breaking-Up Facebook Style: changing your relationship status as a way to clue someone in that it's over between the two of you.

4) Facebook Stlye Party Invite: sending out invitations to an event you have planned via the event section.
by MissMoonSuit September 12, 2011
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Facebook Rebound

When you first get a facebook, you don't friend many people. A couple weeks later, you friend EVERYBODY. You realize how many of these people you don't know and decide to stop friending or even delete some of them.
I went through facebook rebound last month.
by dhfbednchfb March 1, 2010
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Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.
Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.
by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017
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