poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

spizgać się jak ojciec Darka

it's describing a man who are just drunked as fuck

- Hey, Mark look he spizgać się jak ojciec Darka
- John, better call for the ambulance XD

by HentaiLolii March 8, 2019

New Level Dark

Adj.
A black person so dark that they are dark on a new level
noun
A new level dark person

Stevie Wonder is new level dark

by maxyyyyyylol May 23, 2019

old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life

“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance

Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Dumpin in the Dark

When you are taking a massive dump and the power goes out while you are taking the shit.

Ya man, that storm last night had me Dumpin in the Dark.

by ls.iop November 25, 2020