Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.
by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 4, 2022
Get the John Davidmug. A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
O have you seen David?
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
by Roligarunk.dinmamm04@gmail.com November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by Roblox kid 69 April 5, 2022
Get the Davidmug. marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021
Get the david the vampiremug. Is someone you can depend on for a green card or for any illegal purposes. Avoid all his responsibilities and children except for the ones of the half his age woman he is trying to pursue with his controlling narcissistic ways. Lies thru his teeth to portray himself as a put together white family guy but is the devil in disguise. Takes advantage of woman who have their shit together and drains them of everything they have before moving in QUICKLY.
David h didn’t even show up for a video court date for his BIOLOGICAL CHILD but was in line for that green card for a random senorita and her offspring
by Anonymous81332 March 8, 2023
Get the David hmug. 
The one who takes all of your gold and purple weapons when you die, because all he has are grey ones.
by Muhnamesjeff June 3, 2024
Get the Davidmug.