donkey doodle

a “bad word” to little kiddies

Kid 1: “donkey doodle you dude stop stealing my play-doh”
Kid 2: “im telling the teacher”
Kid 1: “please don’t”

by DEEZ_420_NUTS_69 October 8, 2021

Donkey Dong

Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.

"BEWARE OF THE DONKEY DONG" - Donkey Kong

by pickypocket September 8, 2025

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

judo chop donkey punch

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick

Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom

by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022

spectrum donkey

Someone who is so autistic they act like a donkey

Did that kid just brey? I bet they are a spectrum donkey.

by Eosjwer November 17, 2023

Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham

I have Donkey phlegm

by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018

Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem

I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.

by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011