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Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
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Christian

christian is just that nigga
by theonetruechris November 23, 2021
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christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
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Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.
by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020
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Christian

Very unique, one of the most special humans on earth. Everybody adores him but he doesn't see. He might seem selfish sometimes, cuz he is, but he makes up for it on every possible way. He always get's hell a lot Very loyal, funny and he'll make you feel happy.
"What do you think about him?"

"Christian? You should keep him. There are just a few of him in the world"
by ttdg December 4, 2016
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Christian

A guy who buys too many YEEZYS and the complains about his wife’s Amazon shopping
Christian buys too many YEEZYs
by Yourmom8128 November 23, 2021
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Christian

A guy who is tired for looking his name up only to see religious things. He is typically fine in some aspects, but can also be bad at certain stuff. People named Christian are usually the people who you would want and at the same time, not want to be with all the time.
Oh great… Here comes Christian…
by Onionbunyun February 23, 2022
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