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Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.
My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.
by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016
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Christian

A skinny skeleton that his parents wanted to be christan but got demoted to a usless being
Guy: Hey Christian
Christian: *Skeleton noises*
by MrGofye September 6, 2024
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Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.
You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.
by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020
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Carter Christian

Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.
Omg it’s Carter Christian, get on your knees and start sucking right now!
by The BroCode___ April 26, 2022
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Christian cruz

A gay beaner at pcms in Ga
by Deeeeewz March 11, 2020
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Christian

Christian is an absolute best friend you could ever have, he will help you through your struggles, he is the type of person that would make everyone in his group laugh and joke around with his mates, he is a very sporty person and very fit, he does not show his emotions to his mates and will pick a fight with anyone he likes, he would also spar one of his mates either at school or at home. Christian falls in love really quickly and is wishing if his crush likes him back. He will always be the top one in his group of friends. You might really want a Christian in your life because he is the kind of person that will roast you but then he would hug you and say it was all a joke he will randomly say he loves you. He has a good jawline likes to show it off when he is taking a selfie. If you meet a Christian in your life make him feel loved and he will love you back.
Raymond: Yo did you see that guy Christian in our Year!
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW
by david0987 September 18, 2019
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Christian

A Big Fucking Hig Rider Nigger very bad in boxing and has bad vocabulary.
Someone: "jij hebt mijn agenda gebrongen hondje"
Me: "that is for sure a Christian Fat Pig HogRider NIGGER
by HogRiderNIG November 21, 2021
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