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Cup

An eldritch creature older than time itself. It skuttles around, on the walls and ceiling. searching for the sleeping child. once it has locked on its target, it begins to "consume" the child.
Me: Uh, whats that in the window?
You: Its Cup- *huge crash*

Run.
by howdidwegetherejohnw984ru32908 February 20, 2022
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cup n tug

When a man has his gentleman tackle cupped and his rod tugged by another person, whether of the same sex or the opposite. Can be performed as a solo act, however is frowned upon.
Mathew: "Damien i would greatly appreciate a cup n tug!"

Damien: "Well present the goods, i cant let you do it yourself as that is frowned upon"
by Tadpole_F_Ucker February 18, 2011
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Spider Cup Technology

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
by Driver2900 June 7, 2020
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cup holder

the strap you put your cup in so it doesn't move while you play sports.
I went to dick's and bought myself a cup holder
by tornado Gordo July 10, 2017
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my pudding cup

by MamaLapusika November 10, 2017
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Brooklyn Cup of Joe

A intricate sex act involving 2 or more individuals, usually performed in doggie style, when member is dipped in cup of hot coffee and inserted.
Hey, guess what, last night Susie and I did the Brooklyn Cup of Joe!
by allnighter-APphys127 September 30, 2010
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Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.
“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping”
by BBunns March 3, 2023
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