noob boobed

something you say when someone gets absolutely owned
Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"
by blki July 22, 2022
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Bar Boobs

'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.
-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
by ssll1o1 February 12, 2016
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boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught
Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!
by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016
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boob goober

When a man cums on a girl's title, and she wipes it off she misses some. The part she misses drys and she has a boob goober on her tits.
Johnny came in Sally's tips. Oops Sally missed a spot while cleaning up. Now she is walking around with a boob goober
by TheUrbanGuy4Life January 01, 2024
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Piss Boob

Piss Boob is when someone pisses on someone's boob, it is most common in Canada and the United States and is usually performed by those with urophilia.
P1: "yo I just did the Piss Boob with my girlfriend"
P2: "yoo that's awesome"
by Epic_pig68 February 17, 2022
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stupid boob sex

Dammit! I caught Stacey cheating on me again with Chad. That stupid boob sex of a person I hope gets what she deserves. In the mean time I’m gonna drink choccy milk and go fuck myself in sadness.
by WADDO October 24, 2023
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stinky boobs

When titties smell similar to a fishy pussy.
Dude yo bitch got stinky boobs.
by Mad Pussy 69 May 18, 2018
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