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Fake Friend

A person who uses you for things (Fame, Money, ETC.). Not loyal, treats you (or your friends) poorly. A worthless piece of garbage that you should throw away.
Friend: “I’m pretty sure (Name) is using you”. (Y/N): Yeah, she seems like a Fake Friend.
by CiniFoxi May 23, 2019
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Bad friend

Someone who hypes there friend up even when they are looking a mess and then that will encourage that friend to keep looking a mess because you are hyping them up.
Your a bad friend because you hyped me up even when I was looking a mess
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pillbox friend

A person that you consider your friend, but you can only handle in small doses because you become annoyed with them after a certain amount of time. It's like a pill, you have to take doses of it. You have your dose for Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.
I like her and all but sometimes she is a little much, she is one of my pillbox friends.
by bellebendek June 17, 2019
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Flash Friends

A couple who meet and, within minutes, are doing some naked bumping and grinding.
Yo, Dave. I just met this girl Valerie in the kitchen and we became Flash Friends in the bathroom!
by FreddieB123 August 15, 2019
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What are friends

Something I don’t have😭
Somebody: “what are friends

Me: “something I don’t have”*cries*
by YourMumDamien September 24, 2019
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Friend shift

When you are dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.
Friend shift: When you were dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.
by Rep69 September 29, 2019
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Keyhole Friend

A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.
Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.
by sgegx April 17, 2018
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