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Jay Time

A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.
"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025
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Jay Weinberg

Slipknot's ex-drummer who played on three albums: .5: The Gray Chapters, We Are Not Your Kind, and The End, So Far. After nearly ten years of being with them, he received a phone call from Slipknot saying he was no longer a part of it.
However, he wasn't just with Slipknot. He played with punk band Against Me!, beatdown hardcore band Madball, Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band, hardcore punk supergroup Hesitation Wounds, and Bleed the Pigs. He's been in a lot more, but the definition is already getting too long.
I miss Jay Weinberg being in Slipknot. He was a good replacement to Joey Jordison, but if the latter wasn't fired because of his bandmates suspecting of him being on drugs, Slipknot wouldn't be trying to become a business rather than a metal band. Least Jay was as good as Joey.
by 7568ino November 17, 2023
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Jay

Very good boy and loyal
He is a Jay
by Humongosaur June 21, 2022
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Jai Munson

An sexy attractive individual and has a big penis.
Sexy girl: WOW! Jai Munson is so hot I want him in my bed.
by Saraclifton99 November 22, 2021
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Jay EFC

A male on Twitter with alias of Jay EFC, great takes, unimaginably handsome and Everton’s greatest fan.
Did you see that new Jay EFC tweet? Jay EFC >> Fin Kitch
by Everton Goats June 12, 2021
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Jay

Jay- A fat piece of crap, who should and will, die in a depressing ditch and will have no friends and the only girl a ‘jay’ would date would be an ‘Alyssa’ a malnourished belly dancer, who walks at the KFC down the road.
Yo jimmy stop being such a jay all the time or you’ll cop it.
by That’s nice December 18, 2019
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Jay

Jay has a REALLY SMALL penis and will never get any girls you will also know that if you have a friend jay they normally act real gay and are quite homophobic themselves
Girl 1 : oh that’s jay I like him

Girl 2 : I heard his penis is really small
Girl 1 : I don’t like boys with a small penis
by The truth and only November 30, 2021
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