Grandma Handed

The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.

John: Damn, Jack totally grandma handed that apple.

by Ruffstough October 16, 2009

sephora hand

the aftermath of swatching highlight, lipstick, eyeliner, etc. on your hand in Sephora resulting in sparkly, colorful hands

I just came from the mall and have serious sephora hand

by strobeobsessed December 27, 2016

Hand Dancing

standing with feet firmly planted but arms, hands and in extreme cases fingers gesticulating wildly to the beat of the music. Usually male, hand dancers tend to wear headbands.

Last night the show was packed and I was stuck near a enthusiastic hand dancing kook

by Bud Good August 6, 2009

hand juggy

another name for a hand job.

man.. i got the best hand juggy last night.

by pookezz April 30, 2009

Road Hands

When you are driving and your girl jacks you off

*going out to dinner*

Jason Hey Babe I have a boner and need to go flaccid, do you mind giving me Road Hands

by Dank___Daddy August 14, 2018

Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015

sig no hands

thing you say when you are really stupid.

Person 1: sig no hands!
Person 2: bruh

by correctopinionhaver April 11, 2021