Skip to main content

national voter registration day

The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in 2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.

Taking place every September, these ballot box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.
"It's September and I can't think of a single to do to show my obsessive love for American democracy."

"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"
by Publius_real November 23, 2021
mugGet the national voter registration daymug.

National Kiss Your Best Pal Day

Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, come on! It's National Kiss your best pal day!
by duvetslayz April 24, 2022
mugGet the National Kiss Your Best Pal Daymug.

MULCH DAY

I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE
'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'
by ScrallySam December 7, 2022
mugGet the MULCH DAYmug.

Happy Valentinder's Day

Lonely people hooking up on Tinder so they won't be alone on Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...
by Roman Wolf 11 February 14, 2020
mugGet the Happy Valentinder's Daymug.

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019
mugGet the National beat off daymug.

sheesh day

The sheesh day takes place on july 5th, 4:32PM. You throw a water bottle up in the sky and scream SHEESH at the same time.
You: Yooo... It's sheesh day!

Friend: What's that?

You: It's the day, where you throw up a water bottle at 4:32PM and scream SHEEEESH while the water bottle is in the air.
by Kixknight April 16, 2022
mugGet the sheesh daymug.

National send nudes day

Nudes!!
April. 11!!
Just text any girl on snap and they cant say no
by Jusha jr. Jones April 10, 2019
mugGet the National send nudes daymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email