Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.

When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂

by Breddded April 16, 2023

National Bucket Hat Day

Today is September 9th, that means its national bucket hat day! Wear your favorite bucket hat

Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.

by September Seventh September 8, 2021

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

day 7

After 7 days of participating in the ancient ritual no nut november, you start to hallucinate. This is the stage where the boys drop out and the gods continue

Boy 1: I don't know of I can make it past day 7
Boy 2: WWEEEAAAKKKK

by Skeleton365 November 1, 2019

Grab titti day

On the 3 of November it is grab titty day.
All the boys and girls can grab each other’s boobs. No boys or girls can complain.

Grab titti day

by BigBeefRicky69 November 2, 2019

Tvsoot appreciation day

November 13th is Tvsoot appreciation day! A day to appreciate the nicest and most amazing person in the whole world<3

Oakie: o: it’s Tvsoot appreciation day
Brian: what’s that??
Oakie: it’s a day to appreciate Tvsoot! :D

by Oaksee November 12, 2021

National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.

Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)

by laydim12 April 28, 2024