A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
by RougeK February 10, 2025
Get the Wankentines Daymug. by big babo December 2, 2020
Get the bop daymug. by adambarasch September 23, 2021
Get the kiss your crush daymug. Following on from the misadventures of 2022, International Peringa Day - or PerinGala as it's colloquially known - is a day of remembrance for soft tissue damage, unexpected nudity, questionable choices and Dominos pizza delivery drivers.
Whilst the origins are hazy and somewhat lost in PeringaFog, it rumoured that there is a trove of misinformation and digitally altered photos closely guarded by the chosen one in the vault, accessible to a chosen few.
Regardless of the origins, the current accepted remembrance ceremony is centred around red wine, overheated spas and getting Holmaned.
Whilst the origins are hazy and somewhat lost in PeringaFog, it rumoured that there is a trove of misinformation and digitally altered photos closely guarded by the chosen one in the vault, accessible to a chosen few.
Regardless of the origins, the current accepted remembrance ceremony is centred around red wine, overheated spas and getting Holmaned.
by The Directors Unicorn December 25, 2023
Get the International Peringa Daymug. National sket day is on the 14th of September every year. This is the day lads say “Fuck you!” To all the skets that fucked them around. We’ve all experienced it.
by Millifelt.youprobablyknowme September 13, 2017
Get the national sket daymug. by Octokittylover836 May 18, 2025
Get the National smash daymug. by Mccold17 September 11, 2022
Get the Mid day ridermug.