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FUCK BASKETBALL

This is not the place to vent but i’m doing it anyway

IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
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"Did you know that New Zealand and Ireland are the only two countries without snakes?" Tid-Bits of Fucking Knowledge (TBFK) #tbfk
by cheer785 April 2, 2014
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Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Fuck Boi

A "fuck boi" is a douch bag usually anywhere from 12 to 22

12 to 15 year old fuck bois- They wear sports attire and talking about having sex with girls even thought they haven't. And they've had multiple 'girlfriends'

If you ever date one throw his ass in the garbage like the condom your hiding from your mother.
Fuck boi: man, I fucking live you bb.

Girl- really?! I love you too.
-has sex and boy never talks to gorl again-
by JoJo.doesnt.care.about.you. December 21, 2018
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Fuck nigga

by Geeeeeemoneeeee December 23, 2020
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Fuck Dyke

the lesbo version of a fuck boy. generally is quite butch, and has some weird way of hoodwinking girls.

Most are ex soccer players.

Example: Hayley Kiyoko (even though we don’t want to accept that).
P1) how was your date with zoë
P2) idk, she backed out last minute, as usual. she’s kind of a Fuck Dyke
by ruocaled July 24, 2019
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Fuck up at life

A loser. Someone who can’t do things for themselves.
He’s just a fuck up at life, his wife takes care of him.
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
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