I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude
Best turtle of my life dude
by mad.child October 23, 2018

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
by Alexandria:) May 23, 2021

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell
by Healefty November 26, 2017

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
