Max trinkt viel Bier, kocht nie selbst und hat stalkende Nachbarinnen. Außerdem bekommt er Geschenkkörbe von heimlichen Affären.
Max: „Kommst du kuscheln ?👀“
by Nachbarschaftscodex November 24, 2021
A guy who's either one of the best people you'll ever meet or the worst, there's no inbertween. More street smart than academically intelligent (unless he is more of a Maximus) and knows how to charm the ladies, yet is oblivious to how obvious he flirts. Don't be fooled by his strong outer shell and dark jokes because at heart he is very caring but doesnt always know how to convey it in the right way. Overall, beneeth deep secrets that every max has is a genuinely good guy.
by Walkingdictionary5 November 23, 2021
Max is an absolute Gigachad, he gets all the bitches and a absolute ginormous penis, Max is simpally the best boyfriend and or friend. he is always the person everybody talks about when he's not around, and don't even mention how cute he is, he's honestly the kindest and most caring, he can take a joke and girls always want to smash him, but he is a very genuine person very talkative, generous, loving, loyal and just a God in general.
Did you hear about max? "yeah he's an absolute Gigachad With The biggest penis know to man kind, he gets all the bitches".
by suger daddy max November 23, 2021
Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.
Hey is that Max?
Yeah close your window.
No not that Max the cool funny one
Oh sick man I’ll take one of those
Yeah.
Yeah close your window.
No not that Max the cool funny one
Oh sick man I’ll take one of those
Yeah.
by Livelaughlove1268 January 27, 2023
Max is hot
by mancoimancoi November 18, 2021