Smol bean

someone who is too pure for this world and or could be small\short which enfises on the 'smol' part

Have you seen them? They are my smol bean!!!

Emma is such a smol bean.

by EmmaTheOnly January 10, 2019

Cheesy beans

Something you sink your balls into

Can i have some of those cheesy beans tonight?

by Acp0129 February 12, 2018

Bean sleep

When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere

“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.

by Captain eg November 15, 2018

BEAN DAY

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.

Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"

by yeehawnugget October 23, 2019

Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

by NiceCockBro,SlightBend,Solid6 July 27, 2020

Sour beans

Chucky piss, that comes from the butt, or bottom hole.

Hey man, did you see those sour beans last night?! SICK.

by I love bearded taco. February 20, 2011

Anal Beans

When you strain too hard and multiple piles pop out l. Anal Beans

I took a fat shit and now I have anal beans

by Peglessnoodle June 23, 2020