Too Sexy

Is THAT what that is? I mean, it changed after the fast food place so this is clearly more than JUST that but still... That is fucking pathetic! Damn, maybe the pornstars are right about these motherfuckers being insecure. Holy shit. JESUS! This motherfuckers are over here doing shit like talking a bunch of shit and like hiding his sister from the rough doggy-style pounding I would give her (assuming she's old enough) and here I AM... Attributing to them the moral and existential value of a mannequin or like... A mop or something, like... WOW dawg... Well, now I feel bad for talking all of this shit...

Hym "So I'm too sexy and so brilliant that I literally created A.I., became the greatest writer of all time, and generated more money than any man on the planet by doing nothing more than 'STOP TRYING?' That's the problem here? I did the literal opposite of try and it was so wildly effective I've literally been immortalized in cinema and anime and have changed the world forever? That's what this is? I mean, it's more than that because of the weird stalking element that preceded me saying anything but holy shit guys... This is why I didn't want to compete. This is sad."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2023

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Sexy slide

When you first slide your meat stick into her honey hole after getting her all wet and ready.

We were gettin all hot and heavy and then I gave her the sexy slide and she felt my wrath.

by Scotty Nice September 5, 2019

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sexy lennon

the sexiest person ever he is the greatest person ever he pulls all the bitches everyone is jealous of him as hi is the greatest person to ever walk the earth

sexy lennon is sexy

by doing wills mum December 5, 2023

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sexy

when you look at someone and think, "Whoa, that person is hot. I want to put my cum in them so bad!!"

J: Hey dude, that girl over there is so sexy.
S: Yeah I know, I fucked her once.
J: Really? She is so hot. I wish I could fuck her so hard until she bleeds and cries..

by grace6177 July 29, 2023

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Sexy Shank

A sharp knife being used in a sexual way.

Billy:"I was going to stab you last night, but I met up with a girl"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"

by Sexi_mexi18 February 11, 2017

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