real team

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.
Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament
by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 03, 2017
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Oh, that's real nice

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there
Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....
by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022
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real diehl

Retarded. Having a gpa under a 2.0. Not being able to get laid even though the person tries constantly.
Luke: Dude I totally got laid last night! I brought this girl back to my house and gave her the beans!

Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.
by the man 1010 February 06, 2009
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a real Connor

A guy who probably should have checked himself before he wrecked himself.
Little Jimmy came in a hot mess and was being a real connor, just pathetic.
by panquisha October 18, 2019
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A Real Eater

Somebody named Hoel or Jo’el who’s great at eating
That boy Hoel is a real eater
by kagatax December 14, 2023
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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 07, 2021
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Real Malfets

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.
Look! Real Malfets position! Run!
by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021
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