Super Ninja Awesome

(adj.) A phrase used to describe someone who has surpassed bland old regular awesome, and has achieved a certain level of slyness. Once these two qualities have combined one has become Super Ninja Awesome.

Person 1: Gawd you are so sly, that was so awesome!

Person 2: Yeah, its because I'm Super Ninja Awesome

by Slyyyyyyyyy February 5, 2010

Great white ninja

When you cum on a girls face while she is sleeping, And you leave before she wakes up. Therefore you are the Great white ninja.

I ran into Elizabeth's room, Gave her The Great white ninja and left!

by trondoz January 2, 2010

Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.

that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing

by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014

ninja counter-strike

a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start

if you're a scatterbrain and know it, don't plan a ninja counter-strike on your own

by Sexydimma January 12, 2017

ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

by Momo6717 July 22, 2012

Dude You're a ninja!

The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.

A group of people are talking in a circle.

Person A walks behind everyone.

Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-

Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!

by Thequestioniswhoareyou February 26, 2011

pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011