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Joshua Smith

Joshua Smith is plump
Gets only men
And has an iq of -2
Blood sugar through the roof
And likes to never ANSWER
Me-hey josh get on im bored
18 days later
Josh-nah
Next day
Josh-GET ON OR ELSE
Me-😐
JOSHUA SMITH I HATE U
by Kskdkf May 5, 2024
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Jay Smittyder

Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.
You’re dry ass being a Jay Smittyder”
by TobyFuckinTobinson May 18, 2024
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Open Smith

Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
Jada gave Will another Open Smith this weekend, and he loved it.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
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open smith

Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
Jada gave Will another Open Smith this weekend, and he loved it.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
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Ben smith

Don't break anythink please thanks
Ben smith- don't ever hit up my notis again gng
by Toastedfrog667 May 25, 2024
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Erwin Smith

only the man (or dilf) with the fattest, most juicy thick 12-inch monster cock on planet earth
"his dick was soo big, not as big as Erwin Smith's tho"
by cinamunchie May 27, 2024
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Faith Smith

A Faith Smith, is someone who pretends to be your best friend during a breakup and then gets with your ex two weeks later. Hence the “faith” which is broken and “Smith” a worker in metal who uses people’s trash for their own.
Hannah: She took my boyfriend Leroy, two weeks after we broke up!
Sarah: She is such a Faith Smith

Hannah: What’s that?

Sarah: Someone who steals someone’s ex
by SadietheOGwhiteheeler January 17, 2025
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