Retard

A fully grown adult who has completed grade school, but still believes the Earth is flat.

Do you really believe the the Earth is flat?
Yes, I guess you could call me a retard.

by Jashill August 17, 2018

retard

a retard is a person who likes kpop and watches kpop videos all day.

an example: he is a retard and he has signs of autism because he listens to kpop

by 1000volts to the nipps June 3, 2018

Retard

Someone who's really fucking stupid/retarded

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.

by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023

retardicants

A person who harms as many people as possible for fun. Synonyms- Republicans, Conservatives, religious nutters.

Did you hear, Retardicants are passing bible verses as law.

by Suck my 3=====D October 29, 2023

Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.

Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.

by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024

Retard

Retard is a slang term used against people with Autism Spectrum Disorder/Asperger's Syndrome, but also includes people with ADHD, ADD, Schizophrenia, OCD, Down Syndrome, Bipolar Disorder, PTSD, Anxiety Disorders, eating disorders, Specific Phobias and Psychosis.

"Bob is a fucking Retard"

by Supercheeseidecream February 5, 2021

Retarded

Hey fuck you asshole is he's not to retarded to talk shit, he's not too retarded to get called a retard. If he's not too retarded to fuck his staff, he's not too retared to be called a retard.

Hym "And if he's not too retared to participate in weaponized schizophrenia then he's not too retarded to be called a retard. Piece of shit."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2023