One sided figure

A person who doesn’t show there true intentions, to get what they want

I thought she love me ,she only wanted my money

She sounds like a one sided figure

by One sided figure LLC January 29, 2022

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.

Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025

《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

East Side

A song By Benny Blanco , Halsey , and Khalid. this song is still in 99% of my playlists

She Would meet me on the East Side

by DontJump_Tara December 23, 2020

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

side boozled

When you are taken by awful surprise but not a direct hit.

Often related to activities done by other people. The practice may seem deceitful and malicious; however, the person perpetrating the side boozling may be unaware that they should had advise of the important details of something they are offering.

I went to a meeting for Reclaim thinking that it was a true grassroots organization but it turned they are just an arm of the Democratic Party. I felt side boozled. Luckily, I didn’t actually give them money.

by SlimShadiest September 18, 2023