sweat wank

When your having to try too hard whilst having a wank and sweat forms across the brow

She glared into his eyes, looked deep into his soul. His cheeks were rosy, sweat across his brow.. caught red handed after a crafty sweat wank

by Ratchet Ho January 14, 2019

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hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

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by Lanky cass July 12, 2017

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The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'

It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.

Sullivan: "I dont really like you..."

Michal: Well I dont like you either you bloody wanks!"

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When you put hair gel in your hands and have a quick wank.

I was about to go out with the boys on a Friday night and was doing my hair with hair gel and fancied a sticky wank.

by Sticky wank October 06, 2020

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I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 02, 2020

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When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

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