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John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.
Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us
by John Klerr December 5, 2024
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Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.
Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"
by gangster definitons March 19, 2024
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Max

A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.

Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
by raginlittlecajun June 9, 2021
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Max

An annoying boy who needs to learn more about his friends. He is rude,disrespectful, and an incredibly ugly boy.
Girl: ew did you see how ugly Max is
by Loverduck777 December 20, 2019
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Mini Max

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.
Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
by TheManThing November 22, 2017
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max money

A short ginger kid who claims to be Ed Sheeran
“max money always talks about being Ed Sheeran
by The duck overlord February 3, 2024
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max

by jervaxy February 24, 2024
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