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Sexy Matthew

a sexy beast of a little boy. playing baseball and fucking bitches left and right. he’s prolly chill but his face is the sexiest cutest thing ever
wow that guy is such a sexy matthew
by meowmaster1234 March 20, 2024
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Jaxon Matthews

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Matthew Soto

Matthew Soto is a one of a kind is one in a million loves everyone will give that one person he loves the most everything and will do everything in his power to protect it Nobody’s as cool as Matthew Soto if you find a Matthew Soto keep him close to your heart cause he will love you with all his kindness and show you his love but he will only show his love the most to the people he loves the most Matthew Soto
Wow no one’s as cool as Matthew SOTO
Look at Matthew SOTO fine ass
Matthew SOTO
by anonymous March 29, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew’s teeth are massive

That’s cuz he’s British
by H0undy October 10, 2025
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Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.
I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews
by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025
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Matthew

The Clihbbler. (always nibbling on the clih)
Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???
by user5676767 October 27, 2025
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Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible
Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher
by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025
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