March 14

National lick your bestfriends butthole day

OMG itś march 14 bestie come here!!!

by lmbat December 15, 2022

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

Marching knights

The shitty marching band from north penn. they get into several fights with eachother and cause extremely petty drama. They all smoke weed and are high most days and act like dipshits 24/7. No one really likes any of these kids.

Did you hear about the marching knights?

No what happened?
They got caught smoking weed again.

by The rat of all rats December 7, 2018

civil march

A civil march is when you claim to do something in a righteous way, which is just a rouse to riot and loot.

My television just died, we should have a civil march so I can replace it.

by Testiclesplopmenacinglyontable August 17, 2017

marching nuns

The appearance on an electrocardiogram (ECG) of a run of ventricular tachycardia that resembles a group of hooded figures praying in succession. This usually means the patient is in acute cardiac distress and needs immediate medical care.

I was doing vitals on my patient the other night and saw the marching nuns roll across the EKG. I hit the code alarm faster than I've ever done anything in my life.

by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)

Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.

by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019

No GTA March

You can't play GTA in March

"Yo wanna play GTA?"
"No, i can't. Its No GTA March!"

by CrusaderBoy February 24, 2019