jacob keeney

a person with a dark heart and soul and watches anime

my friend is a jacob keeney.

by Ross gorham May 25, 2016

Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny

"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

jacob

uglyass nigga that is sherm and he sucks dick for a living with desmond and has a small ass dick

uglyass jacob

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Jacob

Awsome dude and cool

Epic giga chad Jacob

by Epiccoolawsomeguy123 May 3, 2023

Jacob

The most retarded person that you will ever meet

Yeah I think he’s been around jacob too much

by Boiiiapril20.2069 November 4, 2019

Mason Jacobs

Mason Jacobs is the best boyfriend you could ever have and has a 8 inch horse shlong.

Her boyfriend must be a mason Jacobs the way she walks.

by Lnelly23 April 23, 2020

Jacob

Ask him how big his penis is and he’ll be modest and not wanna say. He secretly has a bid penis bigger than 7 inches. If you have the chance to ask a jacob how big ask them. You won’t regret it

Is that Jacob
I hear he has such a big dick
You should ask Jacob

by Bigwangnicl April 22, 2022