heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.

Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.

by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016

t-shirt pocket

Someone who wears a t-shirt that has a sewn on pocket.

Commonly associated with queer individuals.

'That guy has a t-shirt pocket on his t-shirt'
'What a faggot.'

by NortyAllan May 12, 2016

Detroit Hot Pocket

The act of taking the stuffing out of a hot pocket, filling it with feces, and feeding it to someone.

Ben cheated on me so I gave him a Detroit Hot Pocket

by Randompseudonym February 17, 2022

Alabama Hot Pocket

When I man poops in the vagina then fucks it.

Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!

Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.

by morgzytsucks July 12, 2021

Italian pocket pussy

A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.

Im so horny, i need my Italian pocket pussy

by cheddarbob October 7, 2020

pocket pum pum

Pocket pum pum is when you want a girls pum pum but you cant have the girls pum so you take the girl pum pum and put the pum pum in your pocket and save the pum pum for later which is why they call it pocket pum pum

Dariel: Yo bro John tryna get Sarah pocket pum pum

by mspocketpumpum November 26, 2021

Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.

Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022