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cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise
I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.
by realrd245 February 3, 2012
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Email Hackering

A form of online forgery in which a troll or spammer uses your email address to subscribe you to numerous sites you don't recall signing up for in the first place.

They do this to spam up the email accounts of their victims and humilate them online, often to some kind of sick fetish site or the like.
"Hey Dan...I didn't know you signed up for sissy kiss."

"What? I don't recall signing up for that site at all."

"You must have fallen victim to a case of email hackering."
by MM132 July 31, 2012
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Booger Hockey

A game in which two players sit across a table from each other, pick their noses, place their boogers on the table, and simultaneously flick them with their fingers towards their opponents.
Don't eat it! Lets play booger hockey!
by norgler December 14, 2012
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Audio Hacker

A coder / hacker that also makes beats. They hack audio machines and create newer cooler sounds.
'Hey Ben! I hacked my midi controller last night and created a cool glitch sound.'
'Karen, you're such an audio hacker.'
by PabloPabloPablo January 12, 2015
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Sandra Heckert

Someone who likes to trap himself under the covers while he farts gassy smells. Even though the smell is terrifying, he feels accomplished when the fart lasts more than a minute.
Damn that Sandra Heckert, he can really make me laugh!
by Antimorphatogasis May 27, 2014
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Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time
Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day
by BigDickCockSucker69 October 9, 2015
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domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child
I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.
by Spadagrl December 2, 2015
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