Two o' Five

A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.

Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?

No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!

Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.

by Kodez Minjo January 4, 2023

Five-for-Five

In a business transaction where both buyer and seller rate each other, both parties agree to give the other “5 stars.” This presumes that 5 stars is the highest rating.

As I stepped out of my Uber, I shouted, “Five-for-Five bro?” We then both gave each other a 5-star rating.

by Cool anthem December 13, 2018

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.

"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."

by UndercoverHoodlum August 18, 2022

Five Eight Rule

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.

Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.

Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.

by matcha snorter September 22, 2022

Philly High Five

While having a 3 way, one of the guys dick falls out so the other guy reaches down and helps guide it back in. While doing so, he gives the guy a few extra strokes to bring him back up to speed.

I was fucking this hood rat with my boy Vinnie when I noticed his junk fell out. So I reached down and while placing it back into her gave him a Philly High Five.

by Clam Digger November 28, 2023

Five

A lyin ass mf that thinks he's cool and thinks girls define how cool or popular he is. Assumes he is good at sports but gets hit in the face once and starts crying.

dates girls to get over another- Five

by FingerLickinGood05 December 13, 2019