The five nights at freddy's 3 musical refers to a musical made by Logan Hugueny-Clark on youtube that was published on march 18th 2015, making it the 27th oldest video game musical he ever made. The song became popular due to springtrap saying the line "this attraction is great, so many guards i can rape, 'til i cant see straight." in the song.
The song also obviously predates the undertale musical
"hey google, tell me the lyrics to the five nights at freddy's 3 musical"
"i don't know just what i'm made of
face looks like bonnie's
possessed by the purple guy
i may kill whomever i please
three decades after the restaurant
i'm in for the ride
five nights 'till the doors open
the guard had better hide
you chose to work at this nightmare baby
like a mouse into a trap
you can play your tapes and temporarily distract me baby
but no matter what i will be back
i'm addicted to guards
rip 'em up into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take shots
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards
the guard looks down at his tablet
i sneak in the room
he has no idea his painful death is coming soon
he couldn't last five nights alone with me baby
flashing red lights make me mad
you know they make me wanna jumpscare ya baby
make me feel so bad
i'm addicted to guards
rip them into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take sharts
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards"
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I-five

1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.
"Dude, the trip flew by so fast after I got off on the I-five."
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five pastas

The worst rating a meme can ever get
This meme is shit, I give this meme a five pastas
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
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Sci-five

Similar to a High Five But when you cannot physically see the person but yet feel the need to high five them.

A virtual high five
Dudes on two sides of a room seperated by a wall.

Dude 1: (PHHHFFF) Dude, I just Cropdusted my side of the room
Dude 2: Nice, Sci-Five!
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Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.
I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.
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Let's wi-five!
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