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by Thequeenofitall November 12, 2021
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by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023
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His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. He’s super tall and won’t miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
He’s a child at heart but isn’t ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name “Milliorn” ;)
His smile is a beam of sunshine and his eyes are unreal. Typically always down to fuck but is respectful about it. He’s super tall and won’t miss the chance to flaunt it. Always wears Nike, and has endless pairs of Nike shorts, but only wears 3.
He can secretly sing and might be in a band, probably playing the trombone. He gives the best kisses and hugs and never stops giving them to you if he really loves you.
He’s a child at heart but isn’t ignorant and knows how to go about life. The perfect husband usually has the last name “Milliorn” ;)
by marge_danl June 14, 2019
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He has a nice personality, but it takes time to become his friend. He has a funny and dark side of humor, and you either really like it or don’t get it. He is more shy and tends to be quiet around a crush
He has a nice personality, but it takes time to become his friend. He has a funny and dark side of humor, and you either really like it or don’t get it. He is more shy and tends to be quiet around a crush
by TheDylanOG March 30, 2020
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But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
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“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
by genuinelykeke<3 November 21, 2021
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