by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018
Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
by TheGreatFailure February 12, 2016
by MikeAKALeo<3 October 12, 2015
A woman who texts sexually explicit content as a result of consuming too much vodka at O'Conners in New Milford....
by Johnh001 November 24, 2016
1. When you and your friends go in a room with a hangover and let the most smelliest, nastiest, foulest farts you can ever imagine fill the room while your companions take a huge whif of hell!!! 2. The act of drunk hotboxing.
Man I can’t believe we’re totally gonna have all this beans, Limburger cheese, and broccoli with lots of beer and liquor! We should totally have a drunk hotboxing day tomorrow!!!
by Bundy6maestro February 26, 2022
(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
by boobylips January 27, 2014
by Oliviersucksballs September 17, 2011