baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

by gene-v February 6, 2009

semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.

EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.

by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008

Slut Cake

1. A 14 year-old or younger that has sex with her 3rd cousin.

And Or

2. An exceedingly large female with the values of a trucker.

3. Someone who contracts "The Clap" on a school bus.

God Man, Did you see that slut cake jessica hanging off her boyfriend, and rubbing his nipples in class?

slut cake? man, shes a damn slut desert parlor!

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

Cup Cake

Riding on the back ("bitch") of a scooter.

I took her home on my scooter, She rode cup cake.

by Jensen C. Ochoa Ph.D. August 22, 2007

fancy cake

(abstract noun): 1) An expression of sexual desire.

2) Also, your nether-regions.

3) Essentially, mojo.

1) "Give me some FANCY cake"

2) "I'll show you my fancy cake"

3) "I want your fancy cake"

by fancy cake January 22, 2011

Cake Fucking

Fucking a cake

I.e. Trip (Dmmd)

Virus: Trip... You can't fuck a cake
Trip: Not with that attitude ;-)

Thus, Trip was proven guilty of cake fucking

by PhoenixFire360 November 1, 2014

vegitable cake

Somewhat like a fruitcake, only a lot more discusting smelling. May sometimes be uglier.

That Jordan kid is a total vegitable cake.

by CaraCorey October 15, 2007