Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.

Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."

by The wiki Master August 27, 2013

Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.

"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"

by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013

snowshoe walking

When you apply your weight on your foot, flat step by step, preventing your body and feet from being in momentum so you don't slip on ice.

It was slippery outside so I ended up snowshoe walking it.

by Logicalinspiration December 17, 2013

Sticky Washington

When you blow a load of a handful of dollar bills and then plaster them on dat hoe's face

She got sticky washingtoned.

by Sticky Washington January 18, 2015

Pressure Washing

Sucking dick.

"Man, did you see that guy pressure washing that other dude the other day? So gay."

by JdizzleLikesCocks May 5, 2015

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

Duck walking

To waddle around like u take it up the ass a lot

Man he's is definitely the duck walking champ he takes up the whole hallway with his waddle

by Dumping loads May 30, 2015