Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 09, 2022
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Basic Virgin

Those dumb witted, slimy mother fuckers who like to put their crushes stupid name as a definition on Urban Dictionary and saying something "nice" and "thoughtful" such as, "Stacy is the best human being on this world, and is SO gorgeous and is the nicest, funniest girl you'll ever meet."

fucking heathens.
Dave: Yesterday I was on Urban Dictionary voting on some nice, actually unique definitions until I came across Dan's STUPID and WASTE OF SPACE definition about his crush.

Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.
by Xx_Titty__Milk_xX June 19, 2018
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Chronic Virgin

Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.
by freakbob88 May 01, 2025
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Bandwagon virgin

Abbr.: bwv

An individual who has remained willingly away from being part of any trend since the day they have attained individuality (i.e. defeated alienation).
—I told Lou the other day we should buy one of those hot new NFTs together, the one they say it's gonna skyrocket before long, but he said NFTs in general bored the heck out of him and he wasn't interested whatsoever.
—No surprise... He's never interested in hot new shit.
—Yeah, he's such a bandwagon virgin.
by J. J. B. Bravo April 20, 2022
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Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023
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rectal virginity

What a person who has never been the passive partner in anal intercourse possesses.
A textbook about preserving one's rectal virginity in prison should be a best seller in Baltimore.
by Rahula June 23, 2015
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Traditional Virgin

A virgin who waits until marriage to have sex
Guy1:Did you guys have sex yet?
Guy2:No,she's a Traditional Virgin
by aismyname July 08, 2018
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