"Yo dude, have you heard Long Elevator yet?"
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."
by AZZYTASTER December 27, 2023
Get the Long Elevatormug. noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.
We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!
by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021
Get the Long vealmug. by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018
Get the long nipsmug. Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
Get the Long Island Candy Barmug. Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
Get the long distance relationslumpmug. 8==========================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D
by February 27, 2023
Get the Long ass dickmug. When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017
Get the Kentucky Long Slapmug.