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sam sucks nuts. nobody really likes sam, he says unnecessarily mean things for no reason, and hes gay as hell.
you're friends with sam!?! i bet hes offered to suck your dick
by WhenTheDead July 30, 2022
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Sam

sam is the kind of guy who is slightly obsessed with video games and forgets that he has responsibilities. he's half taiwanese and slightly oblivious to the world around him but is hilarious and cracks the best jokes because of the amount of time he spends on ifunny. hes that one guy in the group chat who sends a bunch of "daily memes"
"hahaha sam is so funny"
by basictrash January 30, 2018
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sam i s a idiot and he probably has the name rqvn or reviens, because he sucks cock, he is such a idiot and i hate him so much shut up sam stop boosting your ego with these deinitions on urban dictionary, shut hte fuck up samuel.
bro 1: bro sam is such a fucking weirdo
bro 2: yeah and cole is sexy
by c9ole September 16, 2022
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Sam

Stoner who pulls 9 year old kids, also involved in numerous isis operations (Known as "terrorist").
He just called a litle kid a gyat, what a sam move...
by Sam - December 3, 2023
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Someone who hates other people's opinions and has to have the last word.
"Gosh, Sam sure is being a dickhead to this guy named Ansel."
by A_RelativelyCoolGuy July 7, 2016
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On the outside he’s a hot sporty guy that seems good at everything, and on the inside he is the sweetest little nerd ( although he’ll never admit to it). He has a beautiful funny tortured soul that has the courage to believe in things outside of societies boxes. His laugh will forever be music to my ears, his eyes forever artwork to my mind, and his skin fireworks to my hands. Your stars are my stars xx. G
WOW Sam doesn’t have a shirt on I think I’ve forgotten how to breathe
by Garcexx August 3, 2022
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Sam Thomason

A stupid kid who likes to shave his pubic hair and put it in a bad, and ask so many girls for nudes as a joke.
Omg Sam Thomason, did you really keep your pubes?

Eww, Sam Thomason is such a pedophile!
by RaggyShaggy June 22, 2020
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