To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.

I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.

by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019

dutch vegan

a guy that eats a bunch of stroopwafels covered in canadian bacon

That guy doesn't love animals, he's a total dutch vegan

by doland January 12, 2017

Dutch wife

A poor golf shot that works well.

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.

by BOOMER1212 July 31, 2024

Dutch Loven

When you are going down on your lover under the covers and they Fart. Causing you to be automatically Dutch Ovened.

Your girlfriend is under the covers giving you head and you let out a big stinker then yell out Dutch Loven

by Perthite August 24, 2011

dutch nipple

A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.

"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"

by Thisisawkard January 17, 2020

Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes

I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to

by Lanborp December 1, 2022

Dutch coven

This is a situation that occurs when there are at least five, consensual humans engage lung in the act of group sharing flatulance. At least one of the five participants must expel gas under a material (I.e. sheet,bedspread, tarp, etc.) and the remainder of said participants all cover their heads and breath through their noses.

Bob and Linda really loved running a hot dutch coven with the other HOA committee members every Thursday after the neighbor book club meeting.

by Dover113 December 9, 2021