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Sam

Sam… that man with the biggest penis ever. Always swimming in women 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Most likely rich when he is older will most likely be famous. When he walks into a room everyone claps and stares and this absolute beast of a human being he is strong smart funny sexy and loves the smell of petrol he has a few pets and hates school. Sam is a great man 😃
I Bet You his name is Sam

Yeah his penis is definitely bigger than mine
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Damn...Sam. The most special boy you will ever meet is defenitly named Sam. He's the quiet and shy boy without his friends and the bad boy when he's with them, but after all he really is the sweetest. Especially when he has a girlfriend: he would do everything for her and he loves her till dead.

Never break a Sam s heart, because he will never break yours.
Who is that sweet bad boy? The one with his big heart...?
Oh, that must be Sam. :)
by XxxxLoveYoiXxxx October 23, 2019
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Wow, I love you but I wanna punch you in the face. Your name must be Sam.
by DPBC May 11, 2018
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Sam is a great athlete that loves hockey and baseball. He also is really smart and small. He has many friends and moved houses many times.
by Pepto loves sports November 27, 2018
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oh you know sam?
--Oh you mean libtard?
by Heeeeeeeeeeejjksowla February 3, 2019
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