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Mud Mayhem

When you have diarrhea multiple times within a 6 hour span
Dude I could not sleep, Ii was Mud Mayhem last night
by WoWs Supply Co. June 27, 2024
mugGet the Mud Mayhemmug.

Mud Canvas

A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.
Man the poor janitor had to go in the restroom to clean it up because some dick left a Mud Canvas .
by King Yamayama December 13, 2024
mugGet the Mud Canvasmug.

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
mugGet the European Mud Slapmug.

mud daubing

The act of rubbing your penis between a person's butt checks bumping against their anus while never actually penetrating it and finishing by ejaculating onto their butthole.
I enjoy mud daubing my girlfriend knowing she is walking around with some of me between her cheeks.
by Tonto Rodriguez January 27, 2016
mugGet the mud daubingmug.

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.
'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'
by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012
mugGet the Viral mud butt dietmug.

mud funnel

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel
by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011
mugGet the mud funnelmug.

Mud lake

The aftermath of shitting during or immediately following a rimjob.
Michelle left a mud lake on Toms bed while he was rimming her.

The mud lake was a nice relief after the rimjob Mike gave me.
by Moist oyster June 18, 2019
mugGet the Mud lakemug.

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