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internet shark

Probably some girl who posts a lot
Gina posts a lot, she is a internet shark
by Alec R. July 10, 2016
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Internet Goblin

A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)
Fred does not have any friends because an Internet Goblin
by Dark_Shark925 January 30, 2024
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dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.
Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!
by ssvbxx January 20, 2023
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internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.
Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game
by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018
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The internet

What now controls our lives, a gigantic plain where you can find everything and experience everything at the same time, where every single emotion can be felt at every minute, a place, where you cannot process emotions, it does not matter if you discover that your favorite celebrity is dead, you will find a meme a minute later and laugh, a place, where apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A place where you can do anything, look for people you like, watch cooking videos, laugh at apology videos, search for "." in the youtube bar, watching questionable videos, harassing a girl, going to the dark web, buying drugs, guns and a bomb, everything, all of the time.
by Think of a name May 22, 2022
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