Sam

Sam is just so juicy he likes sucking your pe is. He loves licking banies

Sam loves to drive around in a white van chasing little kida

by The Hunky man November 15, 2021

Sam

HES THE MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER AND SO FLIPPING SMART AND DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DONT EVEN DENY IT BTW

ok i'm not gonna add an example but this was written by the second most amazing person ever after sam ofc 😋

by second most amazing person November 20, 2021

Sam

A guy who puts other in front of himself, has a sad life but never shows it and always has a fake smile, cares so much and is always there for you. You can count on him no matter what, and he will help you no matter what

Josh: you ever heard of a sam
Elisabeth: yes hes a nice guy
Josh: you like him?
Elisabeth: no hes JUST a friend

by Lolz007 November 20, 2021

Metal Sam

Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.

“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”

by BigChad111 November 20, 2021

Sam

The most sweet and caring boy I've ever met. He's funny, kind, and gentle. If you know a Sam like the one I know, you better keep them.

G: Who's Sam?

Me: My love.

by DeezNutsHAHAGotEm2921 November 20, 2021

Sam

Sam is a very kind and intelligent woman but also an amazing friend. She is absolutely gorgeous and makes every girl jealous with her looks. She is funny but has a very dry humour. Every guy wants her (if you talk to her you gotta watch out for her older brother). If you need a hot friend to go to the party with, you need to call Sam. She’s a lot of fun and you don’t need to pay her.

I wish I had Sam in my life

by neegewoonneen November 21, 2021

Sam Dowden

Sexy man who supports the best team in the world, has a massive bulging veiny penis and is just a general top shagger

You’re going to snog Sam Dowden? WOW he’s so fucking hung

by Sammied158 October 2, 2021