surprisercise

The situation in which you end up unintentionally exercising

I got some surprisercise at the shops, the elevator was broken so i had to take the stairs.

by arbitrary bec December 8, 2010

surprise sprinkle

n- that extra bit of urine that comes out after one has thouhgt they were done peeing.Usually solved by "jiggling" (usually happens with males)

person 1: aww damn, it looks like i pissed myself due to surprise sprinkle
Person 2: shoul've jiggled dude

by wonderbread257 May 9, 2011

Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob December 4, 2012

sunrise bash

1. it's dawn when you finish work and you are finally ready for some action but your partner is sleeping and mad at you for turning the music on.

2. an alone party you host for yourself after you finish work because you, instead of finally sleeping, get distracted by the cyber.

3. when you take a bath together in the morning rays before leaving to work/school. later partners may be found restraining their tongues saying:

me? oh, i had a sunrise bash... ;)

by lady.in.white. April 12, 2012

Surprise Molly

A game involving MDMA.

First off you assemble some sort of list with the names of all the people who want to participate in "Surprise Molly". After, gather up enough people to join, they need to sign some sort of waiver and agree on a set amount of molly. Then you write everyone`s name on different pieces of paper and put the papers in a hat. Then everyone comes together and each person takes a piece of paper. This is your "Surprise Molly" target.

Once you receive you receive your "Surprise Molly" target, you have two weeks to attack. You must find some sort of way to get your "Surprise Molly" target to take molly without knowing. For example: put the molly in food and get your "Surprise Molly" target to eat it. The goal is to have your "Surprise Molly" target roll in a good environment (perhaps a party?) successfully without knowing. The only time in which you can talk about molly with your "Surprise Molly" target is if they approach you and ask if they`re on molly. You reply with just a "yes" or "no".

If you do not get your "Surprise Molly" target to consume molly unknowingly, then you lose and do not move on to the next round. You repeat this process once every two months (or one or three etc). You play until there is one person left. They are the "Surprise Molly" champion.

Rick: Yo, let`s get the gang to start up a game of surprise molly!

Darren: Yeah man, great idea!

by ¢!0µ∂ October 18, 2013

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 16, 2013