by Phoebe is me January 2, 2017

by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014

The act of waiting until the last possible second before enacting a plan - barely averting a disaster - while operating under the assumption that it's necessary to wait until the last possible second in order to prevent other - and potentially worse - disasters.
4:50 PM
Alison: "Pat, we really need to make the call NOW to book the really expensive location for this stupid tv commercial shoot, or else the location is going to fall through and we won't have anywhere else to shoot."
Pat: "What's my drop dead deadline?"
Alison: (Heavy sigh) "5 PM."
Pat: "OK."
4:59 PM
Alison: "PAT!!!!"
Pat: "OK, let's book it. Right full rudder."
Alison: (Under breath) "Jesus f-ing christ."
Alison: "Pat, we really need to make the call NOW to book the really expensive location for this stupid tv commercial shoot, or else the location is going to fall through and we won't have anywhere else to shoot."
Pat: "What's my drop dead deadline?"
Alison: (Heavy sigh) "5 PM."
Pat: "OK."
4:59 PM
Alison: "PAT!!!!"
Pat: "OK, let's book it. Right full rudder."
Alison: (Under breath) "Jesus f-ing christ."
by Little B Boy December 4, 2024

Hey did you hear about John? He scored a gig at the majors !
Yeah he is a right seat chump though.
Oh what a shame ...
Yeah he is a right seat chump though.
Oh what a shame ...
by Skygods January 23, 2022

Hym "That is SUPER bad for the rest of you! Wow! Because he's the one getting the idea from ME, right? So his conception of how fast it's progressing should align pretty closely with mine."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025

Boss supremacy, capitalism, fascism, nazism, machism, gender role, olavism, patriarchy, rifle liberation, grenade liberation, conservatism, hydroxychloroquine, heterosexual supremacy, cisgender supremacy, evangelical supremacy, catholic supremacy, christian supremacy, white supremacy, male supremacy, supremacy of the rich, high prices, liberalism, neoliberalism, freemasonry, militarism, integralism, elitism, bourgeoisism, privatization, flat earthism and racial quota for whites.
Right-wing.
by Sabonyty October 27, 2024

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
