pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words August 17, 2016

Sheboygan Hot Pocket

A person from Sheboygan that takes a shit in a ziplock bag. Then chases his siblings around and smashes them over the head with it.

I took a shit in a ziplock bag and was hitting my brother over the head with the Sheboygan Hot Pocket.

by Nate shitsmasher April 10, 2020

Louisiana Lean Pocket

When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.

I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!

by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.

Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022

Detroit Hot Pocket

The act of taking the stuffing out of a hot pocket, filling it with feces, and feeding it to someone.

Ben cheated on me so I gave him a Detroit Hot Pocket

by Randompseudonym February 17, 2022

Alabama Hot Pocket

When I man poops in the vagina then fucks it.

Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!

Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.

by morgzytsucks July 12, 2021

Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020