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Pulling a John

To be an stupid annoying dumb ass, that complains to your friends about you and expects them not to tell you.
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them
John: hehehehehe i'm so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty

Joe: dude lets go get high

Friend:don't pull a john dude

pulling a john makes you a fag
by kissinthemuffin November 4, 2010
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Big John

When your dad burst into your room and sticks his big muscular cock down your throat. making you choke on his sperm as you start moaning out loud, which makes your mom join in passing the cum back on forth through each other's mouths.
my family had a Big John moment last night, i think you should come next time to have some fun *wink wink*
by dolpindick November 7, 2017
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John Chat

Formerly known as weak chat it is an expression used to describe poor banter. It derives from the overuse of the expression weak chat by John Sanigar and hence has taken on his name as John Chat. First coined on 16/06/2010 by Harry Preston esquire.
That's John Chat son.
by perkyakacrouchy June 18, 2010
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John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.
Cum ova her john deere
by jmansherron December 21, 2008
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john webster

eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.
did you see that guy, he is such a john webster
by bigrob960 January 10, 2018
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John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.
Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.
by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023
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john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls
did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris
by loodog miller August 16, 2019
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