by holidayman25 June 13, 2024

When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.
Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
by zetavoid January 20, 2016

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys
by tylerpitts November 26, 2010

when someone be drinkin' too much spicy water at your party and suddenly she be going skinny dippin'. she will prob wake up the next morning in someone she doesn't even know's bed. oof to this gurl.
bestie: omg alyssa is so drunk
bestie's bf: yeah you should stop her she already stripped in front of the whole school.
bestie: oh sh*t
bestie's bf: yeah you should stop her she already stripped in front of the whole school.
bestie: oh sh*t
by IsThis4Real May 27, 2021

We are drunking!
by RazzyRenea June 17, 2022

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by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
