Code Drunk

The state of being a programmer enters after many hours of sustained work. While code drunk the programmer may find it hard to converse with people in anything but short sentences, may have trouble operating vehicles and will generally walk around in a tired haze.

After many hours working on the new app Jill was so code drunk she had a hard time speaking to the waiter at the restaurant to order dinner. The waiter assumed that Jill had been drinking.

by Ansible42 February 03, 2016

Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.

Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk

by Thatmajikfool May 25, 2011

local drunks

When you live in an area where other members live and together you’re always drinking with your fellow locals

“Going out to meet my local drunks, be home later “

by Sweets16 November 04, 2023

Defendantly Drunk

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"

by Critton August 24, 2013

Drunk Ambiguity

That moment after you drink where you act stupider and say stupider things, and although you consciously know you're doing it because you're drunk, you do it anyways.

"Why'd he say that? He only had 2 drinks."
"Because he was in a stage of drunk ambiguity."

by Suburban White Boy September 15, 2013

National Get Drunk Day

June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.

you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.

by holidayman25 June 14, 2024

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 22, 2023