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pocket full of lies

a lie that can lead up to other lies. usually a lie made by a jack ass
"Donna's mom is gonna be a whore in seattle."

"Dude, thats a pocket full of lies and you know it!"
by Honcho//Spadez July 15, 2010
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Gilmorian Hot Pocket

When a Gilmorian shoves his penis up a Yamaha 450's exhaust pipe and proceeds to exelerate in first gear and half throttle until he ejaculates into the exhaust pipe propelling him into space 70 million light years away.
"Did you see Riley doing the Gilmorian Hot Pocket the other day?"

"Yeah haven't seen him since"
by Nigilywigily March 30, 2021
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Floribama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of shidding and farding into the female vagina and then performing sexual intercourse with said vagina full of bowel movements.
Gabe’s GF: “Let’s get Mexican Food for dinner, I’m in the mood for a Floribama Hot Pocket tonight.”

Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”
by SirBumBumMan March 2, 2019
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Gallys Clown Pocket

A deep dark hole that is never ending, and moist at the bottom
He’s getting himself into a Gallys clown pocket
by Up the dosage July 17, 2019
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Louisiana Lean Pocket

When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.
I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!
by negativecr33p December 8, 2017
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hot pocket punch

When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 1, 2022
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A pocket full of names

Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.
Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.
by Unknow_5 June 9, 2020
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